YES! THAT IS A TOOTSIE ROLL!!!

THIS POST WILL CONTAIN AN ADULT SITUATION .

NO MATTER OUR RELATIONSHIP STATUS, OR HOW "ACTIVE" WE ARE, SOMETIMES WE HAVE AN ITCH THAT ONLY WE CAN SCRATCH. NO DISRESPECT OR INSULT TO THE SIGNIFICANT OTHERS IN OUR LIVES. WE ARE THE PILOTS OF OUR PLANES AND SOMETIMES A CO PILOT IS JUST A DISTRACTION. TO BE CLEAR, I'M SURE YOU HAVE ALREADY GUESSED, BUT I AM TALKING ABOUT MASTURBATION. THIS IS STILL A TABOO SUBJECT FOR MANY, BUT IF YOU ARE READING MY BLOG ITS BECAUSE YOU UNDERSTAND..... I'M GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT ANYWAY. I'M NOT GOING TO GET TOO GRAPHIC SO DON'T WORRY THIS ISN'T A FORM OF PORNOGRAPHY. I JUST KNOW I'M NOT ALONE AND NEITHER ARE YOU. THERE ARE TIMES WHEN THE MOOD STRIKES, YOU'RE GATHERING MATERIAL AND KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK... MOM I'M HUNGRY.... OR TRYING TO TAKE SOME TIME IN THE SHOWER AND KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA ..... IMAGINE GETTING SOME TIME TO YOURSELF. EVERYTHING IS TAKEN CARE OF YOU'VE WORN WHATEVER HATS THAT WERE REQUIRED FOR THE DAY.... MOM, CHEF, WIFE, CHAUFFEUR, MAID, ETC.. YOU ARE EXHAUSTED FOR THE DAY BUT HAVE JUST ENOUGH ENERGY TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.... ITS IMPORTANT THAT WE ACKNOWLEDGE THAT THIS HAPPENS AND IT IS IMPORTANT TO HAVE ALONE TIME. YOU ENJOY YOUR OWN COMPANY, SLEEP, AND WAKE UP REFRESHED AND READY FOR THE NEW DAY. SOMETIMES ITS A NEEDED RECHARGE. ALL SEEMS WELL WITH THE WORLD AS YOUR CHILDREN PLAY AND YOU SUDDENLY HEAR.... MAMA WHATS THIS?!?! NOOOOOOO TIME HAS SLOWED ALL THE WAY DOWN.... SO MANY THOUGHTS GOING THROUGH MY HEAD.... TELL ME THIS ISNT HAPPENING.... MAYBE THEY HAVE FOUND SOME SOME CANDY I DIDNT KNOW I HAD... MAYBE THERE IS SOME SLIME IN THE BED GOODNESS KNOWS CHILDREN LOVE SLIME.... PLEASE GOD LET THERE BE A TREASURE THAT AN INVISIBLE UNICORN FLEW IN AND DROPPED... SOMETHING... ANYTHING..... ONLY A FEW SECONDS HAVE PASSED BUT IT FEELS LIKE MINUTES. I SIT UP AND TO MY HORROR ITS EXACTLY WHAT I KNEW IT WAS BUT HOPED IT WASN'T. I SNATCHED ITS OUT OF MY SONS CURIOUS HANDS. OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH... MOM WHAT IS IT WHAT WAS THAT WHAT WAS IT MOM... IT LOOKS LIKE A TOOTSIE ROLL.... OH THANK GOD FOR THE INNOCENCE OF CHILDREN I MAKE A VERY STRONG EFFORT TO NEVER LIE TO MY CHILDREN. I THINK I DESERVE A PASS ON THIS ONE. YES ITS EXACTLY WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. OF COURSE THE NEXT QUESTION... CAN I HAVE SOME.... MOM..... MOM..... CAN I HAVE SOME.... MY ONLY RESPONSE ITS TOO EARLY FOR CANDY.... THE REST OF THE DAY WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE AND UNEASY FOR ME I WAS FEELING SO GUILTY AND ASHAMED. I SPOKE WITH MY SISTER AND REALIZED... THIS ISNT ALL THAT UNCOMMON. DOESNT MAKE IT AN LESS EMBARRASSING AND I AM DEFINITELY MORE CAREFUL BUT I HAVE TAKEN FROM THIS THAT I AM NOT BY MYSELF. IM HUMAN AND WITH SMALL CHILDREN OR MAYBE EVEN BIGGER ONES... IM NOT THERE YET..... THESE THINGS HAPPEN. IF YOU HAVE HAD A SIMILAR SITUATION WHERE YOU CAN RELATE OR YOUD LIKE TO ADD YOUR OWN EMBARRASSING STORY PLEASE CONTACT ME! ID LOVE TO HEAR FROM YOU!

LOVE,

REINE

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